you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
The ass gains better be worth it
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