yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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