Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
