Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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