and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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