In the future we'll all be gay
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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