I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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