Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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