now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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