Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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