but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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