Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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