Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
