Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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