I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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