I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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