Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
too bad you live with your parents still
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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