Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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