You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
how drunk are you?
Several
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
