he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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