did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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