can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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