oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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