Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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