Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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