Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Randomize
