these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Even my vagina gasped.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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