carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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