but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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