whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Randomize
