Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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