Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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