No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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