this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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