You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
pray to the hookup gods
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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