I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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