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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
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