I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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