is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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