I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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