Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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