she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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