I hate all girls vehemently.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Houston, we have a squirter
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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