I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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