Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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