ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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