I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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