I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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