I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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