apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize
