I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Do plants get herpes?
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