dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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